“People who lean on logic and philosophy and rational exposition end by starving the best part of the mind.
“Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time which every day produces, and which most men throw away
“To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement
“We travel through time as through a country filled with many wild and empty wastes, which we would fain hurry over, that we may arrive at those several little settlements or imaginary points of rest which are dispersed up and down in it
“America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks
“The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom...for we never know what is enough until we know what is more than enough
“Oh, how precious is time, and how it pains me to see it slide away, while I do so little to any good purpose
“There are only three events in a man's life; birth, life, and death; he is not conscious of being born, he dies in pain, and he forgets to live
“What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature!