“Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
“The value of life ist not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them; a man may live long yet very little
“Experience is not enough in itself - it has to be weighed, ordered and digested, and we have to draw the right conclusions from it