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True life is lived when tiny changes occur

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished

Ability is nothing without opportunity

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.