“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world
“Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught
“I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
“When one is in love one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. This is what the world calls a romance
“There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.