Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree

Where there is sorrow there is holy ground.

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others

If wou want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you

Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go

Memory is the diary that we all carry around with us

There are only two tragedies in life. one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything

Pleasure is the only thing to live for. Nothing ages like happiness

There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.