“A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable
“Vote: The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country
“You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day
“Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third.
“Opposition: In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
“Jealous: Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping
“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder