In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all, and it comes with bitter agony. Perfect relief is not possible, except with the passing of time.

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind

If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory

I am a slow walker, but I never walk back

If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six hours sharpening my ax

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn't have the heart to let him down...

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion

You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves

He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help