Money

In law, nothing is certain but the expense

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer

Morality is a private and costly luxury

A man who is furnished with arguments from the mint will convince his antagonist much sooner than one who draws them from reason and philosophy

They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.

If you observe, people always live for ever when there is an annuity to be paid them.

Single women have a dreadful propensity to being poor

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony

A man must pay the fiddler, in my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks

When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.

Had I but plenty of money, money enough and to spare, the house for me, no doubt, were a house in the city-square

If your goal is to reduce costs, then coal is a good idea. If the goal is a renewable fuel, coal is a bad idea. When greenhouse-gas emissions go up, environmentalists take note. Then you've got a problem

Our financial resources have run out and so the doors will soon be closing

As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, a physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid

The way to become rich is to put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket

There is no class so pitiably wretched as that which possesses money and nothing else