“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything
“Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game
“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
“War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.
“The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.