“I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is
“The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow, and the men who lend
“The teller of a mirthful tale has latitude allowed him. We are content with less than absolute truth
“Separate from the pleasure of your company, I don't much care if I never see another mountain in my life
“Boys are capital fellows in their own way, among their mates; but they are unwholesome companions for grown people
“Newspapers always excite curiosity. No one ever puts one down without the feeling of disappointment.
“Some people have a knack of putting upon you gifts of no real value, to engage you to substantial gratitude. We thank them for nothing
“The trumpet does no more stun you by its loudness, than a whisper teases you by its provoking inaudibility