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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity

When in doubt tell the truth

Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts

True life is lived when tiny changes occur

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice