“It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
“If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap. If you want happiness for a day -- go fishing. If you want happiness for a year -- inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime -- help someone else.
“What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light
“There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.