Disease

My sore throats are always worse than anyone's

To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning

How many desolate creatures on the earth have learnt the simple dues of fellowship and social comfort, in a hospital

As a remedy against all ills; poverty, sickness, and melancholy only one thing is absolutely necessary; a liking for work

Publicity is justly commended as a remedy for social and industrial diseases. Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants; electric light the most efficient policeman

Hatred is so lasting and stubborn, that reconciliation on a sickbed certainly forebodes death

I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can't be cured

People in high life are hardened to the wants and distresses of mankind as surgeons are to their bodily pains

In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love

Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself as therapy

Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis

To be sick is to enjoy monarchical prerogatives

How sickness enlarges the dimensions of a man's self to himself

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough

The spirit of man can endure only so much and when it is broken only a miracle can mend it