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Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer

The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married

The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits

Accident counts for much in companionship as in marriage

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake