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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else