"Nothing is to me more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam in the countenances of a n…" — Charles Lamb

Talk six times with the same single lady and you may get the wedding dress ready

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all

Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties

Beat your wife on the wedding day, and your married life will be happy

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

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