“There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
“A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.