Food and beverage Quotes

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning

The best wine is the oldest, the best water the newest.

Hunger makes a thief of any man

What most moved him was a certain meal on beans

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts

For thy sake, tobacco, I would do anything but die

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough