"The secret of success lies not in doing your own work, but in recognizing the right man to do it" — Andrew Carnegie

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

It does not matter how long you live, but how well you do it.

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided

Zuhause ist, wo ich arbeite, und ich arbeite überall

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