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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher

Wedding: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

Marriage is one long conversation, checkered with disputes

Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two