"The income tax has made more liars out of more Americans than golf has." — Will Rogers

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.

Rarely promise, but, if lawful, constantly perform.

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law

We may brave human laws, but we cannot resist natural ones

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax

Quote