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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts

If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it form him

If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it

Children's games should be seen as their most serious-minded activity

Every now and then a man's mind is stretched by a new idea or sensation, and never shrinks back to its former dimensions