“When it comes to life the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gratitude.
“Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know
“Journalism largely consists of saying "Lord Jones is Dead" to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive
“Gullibility is the key to all adventures. The greenhorn is the ultimate victor in everything; it is he who get the most out of life