“When you see a man with a great deal of religion displayed in his shop window, you may depend upon it, he keeps a very small stock of it within
“If you have to give a carnival to get people to come to church, then you will have to keep giving carnivals to keep them coming back
“Iron till it be thoroughly heated is incapable to be wrought; so God sees good to cast some men into the furnace of affliction, and then beats them on his anvil into what frame he pleases
“There must be something solemn, serious, and tender about any attitude which we denominate religious. If glad, it must not grin or snicker; if sad, it must not scream or curse.