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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks

If your goal is to reduce costs, then coal is a good idea. If the goal is a renewable fuel, coal is a bad idea. When greenhouse-gas emissions go up, environmentalists take note. Then you've got a problem

Had I but plenty of money, money enough and to spare, the house for me, no doubt, were a house in the city-square

When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.

As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, a physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner