"The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span" — Karl Kraus

Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while

One should eat to live, not live to eat

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them

Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"

You see things; and you say: "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say: "Why not?"

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