Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teethingMark TwainadvantagediseaseCopy this quote
“Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis
“In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love