“Life does not agree with philosophy: There is no happiness that is not idleness, and only what is useless is pleasurable
“People who lead a lonely existence always have something on their minds that they are eager to talk about
“Reason and justice tell me there's more love for humanity in electricity and steam than in chastity and vegetarianism
“At the door of every happy person there should be a man with a hammer whose knock would serve as a constant reminder of the existence of unfortunate people
“The personal life of every individual is based on secrecy, and perhaps it is partly for that reason that civilized man is so nervously anxious that personal privacy should be respected
“Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too